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A fine romance with no kisses.

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A fine romance, my friend, this is. They
think we're like a

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couple of hot tomatoes.

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But we're as cold as yesterday's mashed
potatoes.

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This is a fine romance.

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Hello, Bill.

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You shouldn't have waited up for me.

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Well, Bill, I've gone and done it.

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I'm going to get married.

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I feel ever so peculiar.

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I know.

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Why don't I bundle you up and we'll run
off somewhere together?

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Somewhere I've never been.

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What about... Clash End?

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Or Tortorich?

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Did I hear you say Tortorich? Joella?
Yes, I didn't wake him up.

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I just wanted to tell someone.

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About Tortorich? No, about the thief.

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My God, me to marry him.

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Well, what did you say?

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Yes?

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Laura, go and make some coffee. No, you
make the coffee.

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Oh, do you think that's a good idea?

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Yes, you'd be thrilled.

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Well, I... Are you thrilled, Bill?

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Yes, I thought you would be.

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I told Laura you'd be thrilled.

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I am.

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I am.

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Incredibly, really.

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You may not believe it, but when an old
sleepy here proposed to me, I felt

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wonderful. Sort of light -headed or
trembly.

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How do you feel?

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A bit peculiar.

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Oh.

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Well, I'm sorry I do.

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Well, I'm thrilled.

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Can we get back to bed now? No.

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I want to hear all about it. What was
the restaurant like? Was it candlelight

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and soft music?

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No candlelight and a loud singer?

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And Mike proposed when he'd finished
singing.

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No, he shouted, will you marry me in the
middle of a song.

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Shouted? Yes.

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And you shouted yes back?

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Yes. Well, what did the other customers
say?

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There weren't any. We were the only two
there.

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Even if it was late and they'd all gone
home?

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No, it was early and they'd never
arrived.

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Just typical of you two.

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Why is that?

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I don't know.

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The way of things.

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Now, don't say it like that.

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Mike asked you to marry him and you've
accepted.

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I mean, that's lovely, isn't it?

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Don't say the way of things as if it's
some awful, inevitable conclusion.

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Well, it is in a way. I mean, we both
know for some time that we'd have to

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settle for each other.

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Missy Romance is dead.

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You are happy, aren't you?

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Oh, yes.

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I think so.

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I just feel a bit peculiar.

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All this time, all these ups and downs,
Mike finally proposes, and all Laura

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feels is peculiar.

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What do you think?

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I'm thrilled!

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I'm thrilled!

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So, I proposed, and she said yes.

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Well, many congratulations, Mike.

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I really couldn't be more delighted.
Thanks, Wilfred.

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When's the great day?

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What great day?

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The wedding day. Oh, I don't know.

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It's a funny word, wedding, isn't it?

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I've heard funnier.

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It's one of those words with a ring of
finality to it.

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Like terminal, kismet, irrevocable.

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I think you should stop there. I
recognise the symptoms, you know. The

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definition is cold feet.

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Stupid, I know, but...

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I thought, well, I thought once you'd
made the final commitment, things would

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sort of unclutter themselves.

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Yeah, I'll be honest, Wilfred.

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Since I proposed, I've thought of more
reasons why we shouldn't get married

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I did before I proposed.

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Well, that's par for the course.

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Well, I thought of running off and
enlisting. But you didn't. Oh, no. I

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the girl I wanted to spend the rest of
my life with.

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Funny thing, though.

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Three weeks later, I got called up for
national service.

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See? Spend the rest of your life with.

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That's got a final ring to it as well.

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Well, it is supposed to have.

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I was looking at that house in the
country that did it.

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I suddenly realised I didn't want it
unless Laura was there.

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Hello, it's your way, landscape
gardening.

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Who?

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Oh, Laura.

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Hello, this is Mike.

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Well, yes, I suppose you would.

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What?

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When?

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Ah, that's terrific.

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Ah, it's wonderful.

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No, I am not pulling faces.

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I'll see you later.

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She feels peculiar.

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I wish you wouldn't smirk, Wilfred.

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You're not a natural smirker. It doesn't
become you.

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I'm sorry.

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What was wonderful and terrific that you
were putting faces out?

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Laura's mum and dad are coming down. I
thought you said they were nice.

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Well, they are.

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It's just that... I don't know. Things
seem to be closing in.

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I do wish you wouldn't smirk, Wilfred.

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Well, well, well.

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My little dumpling getting married.

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Yes, your little dumpling's getting
married.

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We'd almost despaired, you know.

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Of course, when I started drawing my old
age pension.

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Oh, now, don't be silly, dear.

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I simply meant that you and Mike... Yes?

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Well, it has gone on, hasn't it?

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Well, I've only known him a year.

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and we haven't seen each other for six
months of that.

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And not so much in time, in density.

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You see, the last we heard, you decided
to be just good friends.

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Well, we had, but then suddenly he
shouted, will you marry me, and I

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yes. Shouted?

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Yes.

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Why should he shout, will you marry me?

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Well, look,

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does it matter? It's done now.

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You make it sound like some awful
mistake.

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Well, maybe it is.

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Nothing's wrong.

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It's just nerves. When you've accepted a
proposal of marriage, you feel... You

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feel... Peculiar?

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Yes. Oh, don't touch me! Oh,

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that'll be my... Hello.

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I think it's lovely news.

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Only, uh, be careful what you say to
Laura.

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Why?

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So am I.

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Here he is.

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Here he is.

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Here I am.

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Now, congratulations, Mike. Oh, thanks,
Phil.

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Alice, Tom.

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Why did you shout, will you marry me?

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Well, there was this singer. Never mind
about that.

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Well, have you got a kiss for the old
dragon?

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Oh, certainly.

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Not that you are, but I had.

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Had what?

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A kiss.

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Oh!

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And there's your Laura.

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the rugby on Saturday?

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Yes. You know, the French have a place
-kicker like Ollie Campbell.

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We're not here to talk about rugby.

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Well, I certainly don't want everybody
talking about Mike and me all the time.

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No, of course not.

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When's the wedding?

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We don't know.

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Oh.

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Church?

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Or register office? We don't know that
either.

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Perhaps if it'll make everybody happy.

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You know about the temper?

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It's not temper.

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She feels... What?

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Peculiar. How do you know?

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You told me on the phone.

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Oh.

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Yes. What about you, Mike?

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Quite a step, isn't it? What is?

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Marriage. Oh, yes, I suppose it is,
darling.

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My age.

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Don't worry, Mike.

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Easiest falling off a log.

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Your best man said you were shaking like
a leaf when you were waiting in the

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church. I wasn't.

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Helen looked so beautiful.

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So will Laura.

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Why couldn't you say that?

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You were just going to, weren't you,
Mike?

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No.

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See?

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Well, I would have if I'd thought of it.

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Well done.

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treasuring all the beautiful things you
might have said if you thought of them.

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Now, look. I know.

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I'll get Jenny to look after Bill and
we'll all go down and look at Mike and

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Laura's house.

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Well, we haven't got it yet.

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It's office over, you see. We've just
made a bid.

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We'd love to see it.

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Laura?

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Well, sure. I mean, get up a coach park,
if you like.

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I'll go and feed Bill.

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talk to Jenny?

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All right.

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Excuse me.

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I must powder my nose.

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You know, in life, I

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think I'll powder my nose too.

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I would have said it if I'd have thought
of it.

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I know.

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You don't have to wear a hat.

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Neither do you.

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Oh, that might be for me.

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I left the number with Wilfred.

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Hello, Selway Landscape Garden. Oh, no,
I'm sorry.

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788 -2196.

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Yes, speaking.

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Oh, Mr. Baldwin, right.

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Mr. Baldwin,

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how about the house?

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I see.

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When was this?

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Is that final?

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I don't know.

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Yes, I realize that.

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Yes, if I can, I will.

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No, no, no, no.

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No, I understand.

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Yes. Goodbye.

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There's another bidder, isn't there?

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Yeah. And he's just outbidded.

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Oh, we knew this might happen. You said
we could go up another 500 pounds.

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I know, but he's gone up another 1 ,000.

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Oh, Mike.

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Perhaps we can raise it.

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Where? I don't know.

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Shall I tell you what I'm most happy
about?

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What's that?

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The question of a baby.

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With you wanting one and Mike not, well,
quite honestly, I thought it was a

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difference that couldn't be solved.

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But you obviously have.

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You've obviously discussed it and
decided what you both want to do.

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That's what I'm most happy about.

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Well, well.

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Yes.

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Well, it's certainly got character.

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Yeah, it's the sort of place you could
do things with if you wanted to.

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It's not actually derelict, is it?

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Well...

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Isn't it beautiful?

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Yes. Would you like to look round?

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There's plenty of land up buildings.

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Yes, we'd love to, except... Oh, I've
got some wellies in the van.

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Oh.

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I've only got one pair, though.

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Oh, that's all right. Helen can carry
me.

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Daddy?

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Yes, Tom, please?

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Unless we can find £2 ,000, we shall
lose it.

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I know it's a mess, but it won't always
be.

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Mike loves it, and I love it too, and
we've got plans.

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It's a dream.

265
00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:39,290
It doesn't take me so long to have a
dream.

266
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Would you like a cheque or use banknotes
in an old suitcase?

267
00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:47,370
Tell Mike when we get back. I'd like it
to come from you.

268
00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:50,410
I'm not very good at that sort of thing.
That's all right.

269
00:14:52,650 --> 00:14:54,510
I'm going to look at the outbuildings.

270
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Laura said you wanted to see me. Yes, I
thought we should have a little talk,

271
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Mike.

272
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Yes, of course.

273
00:15:25,930 --> 00:15:26,980
Jolly good.

274
00:15:27,070 --> 00:15:30,440
I think there's something you ought to
know straight away. I am not a

275
00:15:30,441 --> 00:15:31,449
Aren't you?

276
00:15:31,450 --> 00:15:32,890
Well, that's good, isn't it?

277
00:15:33,170 --> 00:15:38,110
And I don't drink. Well, I do, but not
to the falling down stage.

278
00:15:38,410 --> 00:15:41,090
Well, I did fall down once, but I was
only 17.

279
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Jolly good. The thing is, Mike, I had a
talk with Laura. Well, you need have no

280
00:15:45,810 --> 00:15:46,860
fears on that score.

281
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What score?

282
00:15:48,170 --> 00:15:49,290
Fidelity. No, no.

283
00:15:49,570 --> 00:15:51,110
We were discussing finances.

284
00:15:51,790 --> 00:15:55,929
Ah. Well, I can only promise I'll try. I
don't claim to be a potential Paul

285
00:15:55,930 --> 00:15:59,410
Getty, but I do work hard. Mike, I think
we're at cross -purposes.

286
00:15:59,670 --> 00:16:01,290
I was talking about a loan.

287
00:16:01,870 --> 00:16:03,570
Oh. You're not offended?

288
00:16:03,990 --> 00:16:07,070
No. But quite frankly, Tom, you've
caught me at a bad time.

289
00:16:08,490 --> 00:16:12,329
I don't want you to lend me money. I
want to lend you the extra money you

290
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to get your house.

291
00:16:16,730 --> 00:16:19,630
Laura shouldn't have asked you. I'm her
father. Even so.

292
00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:21,690
I see here. My...

293
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,420
You're not just getting Laura, you know.

294
00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:26,930
You're getting a family as well, heaven
help you.

295
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,360
Now, get your house.

296
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:31,430
I should telephone straight away if I
were you.

297
00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:34,750
Thank you.

298
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:39,020
Incidentally, just now, were you asking
for Laura's hand?

299
00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:44,079
No, I was only trying to explain what a
thoroughly decent son -in -law I'll

300
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:46,740
make. Hard -working, good prospects.

301
00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:48,220
That's very thoughtful.

302
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:52,100
The only trouble is I end up by
borrowing £2 ,000.

303
00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:56,950
You will ask your cousin Sybil to the
wedding, won't you?

304
00:16:58,300 --> 00:16:59,350
What?

305
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,180
I don't know. What cousin Sybil?

306
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,280
You met when you were little girls.

307
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,520
You had a terrible fight and fell into
the Helleniums.

308
00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:10,890
Why, no. Should I invite her to my
wedding?

309
00:17:11,339 --> 00:17:13,099
She invited us to hers.

310
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,060
Do you remember going to her wedding?

311
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,960
We couldn't. She lives in Canada.

312
00:17:17,961 --> 00:17:22,399
Well, then she's hardly likely to make
the trip to mine, is she?

313
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:26,118
No, but she should be asked. Oh, this is
absurd. Look, we haven't got a date, we

314
00:17:26,119 --> 00:17:28,979
haven't got a house, and here you are,
asking me to invite people to my wedding

315
00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:30,600
who obviously won't come anyway.

316
00:17:37,820 --> 00:17:38,870
Oh!

317
00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:40,280
Oh, I was afraid you'd say no.

318
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:43,190
He's bigger than me. Get on the phone!
Get on the phone!

319
00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:45,110
No to what?

320
00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:47,480
Daddy lent us 2 ,000 pounds to buy the
house.

321
00:17:47,490 --> 00:17:49,850
Where did you get 2 ,000 pounds from?

322
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:51,160
The IMF.

323
00:17:52,150 --> 00:17:55,210
You're secretive sometimes, Tom. Did you
know that?

324
00:17:59,790 --> 00:18:00,840
Engage. Oh!

325
00:18:02,810 --> 00:18:03,890
Where's my grandson?

326
00:18:04,230 --> 00:18:05,280
We've sold him.

327
00:18:05,770 --> 00:18:08,150
Why is everybody being silly today?

328
00:18:08,430 --> 00:18:12,010
We left him with Jenny. I don't think
tension's very good for babies.

329
00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:16,620
It's my fault, isn't it? I'm sorry. No,
it's all of us. Even Phil's afraid.

330
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,050
No, I'm not.

331
00:18:18,051 --> 00:18:19,599
What's happening now?

332
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,879
Mike's phoning the estate agent with an
increased offer. But they're engaged.

333
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:25,290
But that was hours ago. Get on the
phone. Try again.

334
00:18:25,860 --> 00:18:27,120
I think we all need a drink.

335
00:18:27,121 --> 00:18:28,039
Who wants a drink?

336
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,540
Very large gin, please.

337
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:30,950
Good old Alice.

338
00:18:41,350 --> 00:18:42,400
Mr. Turway speaking.

339
00:18:42,470 --> 00:18:43,520
How about the house?

340
00:18:44,830 --> 00:18:46,170
The house I want to buy.

341
00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:49,300
Get by!

342
00:18:50,770 --> 00:18:51,820
Here's the house!

343
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:55,230
What? Oh.

344
00:18:56,150 --> 00:18:58,190
No, I'm sorry. Goodbye.

345
00:18:59,230 --> 00:19:00,910
Must have dialed the wrong number.

346
00:19:01,730 --> 00:19:02,970
Got a Chinese takeaway.

347
00:19:06,110 --> 00:19:08,470
I think I will have that drink.

348
00:19:09,410 --> 00:19:10,670
What's the number, Mike?

349
00:19:12,270 --> 00:19:14,070
Relax, everyone. I'm lucky like this.

350
00:19:24,470 --> 00:19:25,520
It's ringing.

351
00:19:27,930 --> 00:19:29,850
Hello, this is Mr. Selway speaking.

352
00:19:31,830 --> 00:19:32,880
No, I'm sorry.

353
00:19:33,190 --> 00:19:34,490
Mr. Clark there, please.

354
00:19:38,190 --> 00:19:39,240
Mr. Clark?

355
00:19:39,410 --> 00:19:41,190
Mr. Selway speaking about the house.

356
00:19:41,590 --> 00:19:42,640
Yes.

357
00:19:44,970 --> 00:19:46,020
What?

358
00:19:48,010 --> 00:19:53,569
Yes, but now I'm happy to be able to
tell you that I'm in a position to...

359
00:19:53,570 --> 00:19:54,950
that was this morning.

360
00:19:55,510 --> 00:19:58,160
Yes, I understand that, but surely it's
not too late.

361
00:20:01,190 --> 00:20:02,240
Oh, I see.

362
00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:04,520
No, no, no.

363
00:20:05,230 --> 00:20:06,370
No, I quite understand.

364
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:07,880
Yes, goodbye.

365
00:20:10,450 --> 00:20:11,500
It's gone.

366
00:20:13,870 --> 00:20:15,130
It was for cash, you see.

367
00:20:15,870 --> 00:20:17,490
Quit sale, no complications.

368
00:20:18,530 --> 00:20:19,580
End of story.

369
00:20:19,610 --> 00:20:20,660
Oh, dear.

370
00:20:21,230 --> 00:20:22,610
What stinking luck.

371
00:20:22,611 --> 00:20:26,009
Look, I know it's rotten, but it's like
that with houses.

372
00:20:26,010 --> 00:20:27,370
No one's lucky first time.

373
00:20:27,870 --> 00:20:29,310
We're never going to be lucky.

374
00:20:29,470 --> 00:20:30,750
Now that's silly.

375
00:20:30,970 --> 00:20:32,020
No, it's not.

376
00:20:32,530 --> 00:20:33,580
It's a...

377
00:20:45,420 --> 00:20:46,780
She didn't mean it, Mike.

378
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,470
Anyway, thanks,

379
00:20:55,460 --> 00:20:56,510
Tom.

380
00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:59,040
I don't want to be alarmist or anything.

381
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:02,560
The last time Laura ran away, she ran
away to Brussels.

382
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:03,850
But she isn't packed.

383
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:05,210
She's Laura.

384
00:21:05,740 --> 00:21:07,920
You've got to go after her this time,
Mike.

385
00:21:09,620 --> 00:21:10,670
No, I haven't.

386
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:15,140
Quite. Frankly, I'm beginning to think
you both need your faces slapped.

387
00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:17,320
Yes, you're probably right.

388
00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:19,460
But I mean, I don't have to.

389
00:21:21,060 --> 00:21:27,320
If she runs to the right place, all I've
got to do is go there and meet her.

390
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:37,820
He wasn't talking about a suicide pact,
was he?

391
00:21:38,060 --> 00:21:39,340
Of course he wasn't.

392
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,860
I hope Laura does run to the right
place.

393
00:22:17,930 --> 00:22:18,980
Where did you go?

394
00:22:20,050 --> 00:22:21,130
I went to the E .T.

395
00:22:25,730 --> 00:22:28,470
What was it like?

396
00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:30,180
I don't know.

397
00:22:32,870 --> 00:22:33,920
I panicked, Mike.

398
00:22:35,410 --> 00:22:36,810
I've been panicking all day.

399
00:22:37,050 --> 00:22:38,100
I did notice.

400
00:22:38,470 --> 00:22:39,970
And then not getting the house.

401
00:22:40,990 --> 00:22:42,790
Is life trying to tell us something?

402
00:22:42,830 --> 00:22:44,270
It hasn't said anything to me.

403
00:22:44,271 --> 00:22:49,079
I mean, here we are getting married. We
never talked about anything.

404
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:50,130
You mean a baby?

405
00:22:51,140 --> 00:22:52,190
Yes.

406
00:22:52,900 --> 00:22:55,550
Well, I've changed my mind. I think I'd
quite like one.

407
00:22:55,551 --> 00:22:58,859
Oh, that's no good. It's no good just
changing your mind to please me.

408
00:22:58,860 --> 00:22:59,910
Oh, I didn't.

409
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:04,620
It's probably childish, but I think I
had to know that you wanted me first.

410
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,360
That is childish. Yes, I know.

411
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:10,980
I'm probably too old anyway.

412
00:23:11,260 --> 00:23:12,310
Probably.

413
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,380
We are a shambles. I know.

414
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:19,530
Well, you don't have to keep agreeing
with me all the time.

415
00:23:21,380 --> 00:23:24,090
We'll probably become an equation taught
in schools.

416
00:23:24,660 --> 00:23:27,280
Mike plus Laura equals shambles.

417
00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:35,670
It's not the only house in the world, is
it?

418
00:23:35,740 --> 00:23:36,790
Just as well, really.

419
00:23:38,740 --> 00:23:40,680
Not what you call a flying start.

420
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:44,490
It'll get better.

421
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:46,730
Will it?

422
00:23:47,420 --> 00:23:48,470
Oh, yes.

423
00:23:48,980 --> 00:23:50,030
Why, Mike?

424
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:54,580
Because... Yes?

425
00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:00,820
Well, because... Yes?

426
00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:05,820
I got you some flowers.

427
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,380
The owl must have fallen off.

428
00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:37,750
Are you sure?

429
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:38,930
I must have done.

430
00:24:39,460 --> 00:24:41,200
It was that when I got it out the shop.

431
00:24:42,020 --> 00:24:43,070
No.

432
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:44,700
Are you sure you have me?

433
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:50,390
Well, I could never make a speech like
this if I didn't.

434
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:23,259
Yet did it mash the potatoes A fine
romance with

435
00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:30,119
no wrestling A fine romance with no
nestling

436
00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:36,299
We two are just as prickly as cactus
plants Love hasn't got a charm

437
00:25:36,300 --> 00:25:39,480
It is a fine romance

438
00:25:39,530 --> 00:25:44,080
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